Popular Pages



Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
You are no longer beneath my contempt.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Your momma's so stupid she thinks your this kids jokes are funny
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 (97) 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

your so short, even the ants look up to you

yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday!!! :)

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.