Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

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Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!


i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep


"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu


People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.


Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2


Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot


Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.


Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!


"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin


Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!