Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep
"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2
Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Working People Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their Days Interesting
Yo Mama So Nasty She Makes Speed Stick
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Crossing An Enchanted Bridge In Magical Fairyland
Virgin CEO Richard Branson is launching a cruise line
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Genitalia
What Is The Worst Thing To Be In The Whole Wide World
The Following Is A True Story And This Situation Supposedly Occurred In A Real Courtroom
A Private Is Alone On Sentry Duty When The Phone Rings In His Box
Did You Hear About The Two Gay Irishmen?
This Indian Boy Goes To His Mother One Day With A Puzzled Look On His Face
You Are A Redneck If Your Prom Date Is Your
A Bloke Is In A Queue At The Supermarket When He Notices A Dishy Blonde Behind Him Has Raised Her Hand And Is Smiling At Him
The LAPD The FBI And The CIA Are All Trying To Prove That They Are The Best At Apprehending Criminals
Why Are Blonde Jokes So Short So
YOUR GRANDMAMA WAS LISTENING TO CRIME MOB ROCK
Yo Mama Is So Black She Put On
If The Dove Is The Bird Of Peace What Is The Bird Of True Love
I just left my job
Why Is 88 Better Than 69
Yo Mama Is So Skinny She Could
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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