Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
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You are no longer beneath my contempt.
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Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
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Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
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Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.
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Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk