Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P

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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.

"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse

"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman

u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom

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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi


You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.


"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton


Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !


When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.


You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?





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