Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.
your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse
hi whts is up?
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
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I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

you mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate