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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
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"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire." - Truman Capote on Mick Jagger
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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
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Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

You have a speech impediment ... your foot.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!