Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 (98) 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.