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Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
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your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
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your mammas soo fat she had to grece herself to get out the bath tub
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
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When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.

Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!

Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

your mother is old her breast milk is powdered

Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?

your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds

Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity