Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
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"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx
a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
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A Guy Meets A Girl Out At A Nightclub And She Invites Him Back To Her Place For The Night
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Why Was Tigger Sticking His Head In The Toilet
Yo Mama Is So Fat I Had To Take A Plane
What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown
Yo Mama So Stupid While She Was On The Highway To Go
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The French
Your Mama So Nasty That After We Had Phone Sex
A Well Known Cardiologist Died And An Elaborate Funeral Was Planned
Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Put M And M S
There Were A Blonde And A Brunette
You Know How The Word Ash Is Spelled
Five Surgeons Are Discussing Who Makes The Best Patients On The Operating Table
What Do You See When You Have A Vagina Stapled To You Fore Head
What Did The Mexican Say When The House Fell On Him
What Do You Get When You Find A Dead Blonde In A Closet
Two Men Went Hunting
When The Bride And The Groom Are Getting Married The Bride Is Thinking
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Dollar On Her Head?
Any Minimum Criteria Set Will Be The Maximum Value Used
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