Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Sit down and give your mind a rest.
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You grow on people - like a wart!
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Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
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You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people
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Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

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Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.