Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?

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