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Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!
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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
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your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
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Hey, act your age -- senile!
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You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL

You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair

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Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up

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