Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946
Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
You're so small, you pose for trophies.
Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
More Funny Insults:
Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Funny Jokes:THE TOP THIRTEEN CHANGES UNDER A GOVERNMENT RUN BY PRO WRESTLERS
You Might Be Ghetto If The Rims On Your Car
Two Lawyers Were Out Hunting When They Came Upon A Couple Of Tracks
What Did Santa Say To The Three Blondes On The Corner?
Why Do Women Call It PMS
The Lifeguard Told The Mother To Make Her Young Son Stop Urinating In The Pool
Why Did The Blonde Go To KFC
Yo Mama So Stupid That She Broke
Three Nuns Used To Go To The Church From Their Homes Every Day
A Man Goes To The Doctor And Shows Him His Penis
How Do You Know Bill Clinton Is Done Having Sex
Yo Mama Is So Freaking Fat That On Her Wedding Day
3 Guys Were In A Bar And Flies Flew Into Their Drinks
I Think I Swallowed A Pillow
What Do You Call A Masturbating Cow
A Horse Walks Into A Bar And The Bartender
A Modest Man Is In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests
A Blond Brunnett And A Red Head Were Trapped On An Island 100 Miles Away From Shore
Yo Mama Is So Small You Can See Her Feet
I Asked A Jew Who He Was Going To Vote For As President
What Do Puppies And Gynecologists Have In Common
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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