Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?

"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946

Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

You're so small, you pose for trophies.

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?

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More Funny Insults:


Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!


If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.


Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.


Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?


Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.


Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!


your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds


Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"


Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!