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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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