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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!


Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.


This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.


Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.


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Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.


Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!


His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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