Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

He is so short his hair smell like feet

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!

You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.

It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.