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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!

Catty catty cat, yo pussy smells like pussy pussy cat

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.