Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
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We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball
Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Female Patient In Coma For Many Months
What Do The Starship Enterprise & Toilet Paper Have In Common
Bubba Didn't Know What The Sign In The Store Window Meant
Whats Round Green And Smells Disgusting
One Day Little Johnny Was On The School Bus And He Was Sitting Right Behind The Bus Driver
The Following Is A True Story And This Situation Supposedly Occurred In A Real Courtroom
A Businessman From New York Is Driving Through Mississippi On His Way Home For Christmas
Three Nuns Used To Go To The Church From Their Homes Every Day
Why Did The Belt Get Locked Up
An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman Walk Into A Bar And Each Orders A Pint Of Beer
What Do You Call A Blonde With A Dollar On Her Head?
All Right Class I Want You To Go Home And Come Back Tomorrow With As Many Positions As You Can Think Of For Making Sex
A Businessman On His Deathbed Called His Friend And Said Bill I Want You To Promise Me That When I Die You Will Have My Remains Cremated
If Microsoft Built Cars You Would Need To Restart Your Car Then
Two Men Are In Court On Drug Charges
Three Rednecks Were Working Up On A Cell Phone Tower
Your Mama Doesnt Clean Her Fanny At All Because
What Happens To You When You Find Out A Blonde Passed A Test?
What Do Gary Condit And A Magician Have In Common?
A Team Of Archaeologists Is Excavating In Israel When They Find A Cave With The Symbols Of A Woman A Donkey A Shovel A Fish And A Star Of David On The Wall
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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