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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

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Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball


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You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.


Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.


Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone



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