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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in school.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles

your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application