Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

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yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce


your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P


"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." - Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono


He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.


Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?


They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.


When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.


"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles


yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.