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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

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Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!


Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham


Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and her phone # popped up


"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson


I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham


Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.


a husband ran down stairs on Christmas eve after hearing a noise. He catches his wife having sex with Santa and his wife says hes only delivering a parcel.


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?


Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.



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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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