Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction
You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
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