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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire." - Truman Capote on Mick Jagger

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?