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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.


yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!


Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P


Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please


Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!


If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.


Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.


You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.





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