Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.