Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress." - Joan Rivers
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Donald Trump is so dumb that he thinks Roe vs Wade
A Guy Walks Into A Store And Buys Six Jumbo Boxes Of Condoms
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Yo Mama So Stupid When She Sees A School Bus Full Of
Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Came Home Late For Dinner
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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