Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors