Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner." - Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg
you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
Converse with any plankton lately?
your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot
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There Was A Perfect Man And A Perfect Woman
What Do You See When You Have A Vagina Stapled To You Fore Head
Why Is A Fire Truck Red
How Do Tou Make A Tissue Dance
One Day All The Male Dogs Were Playing Poker And The Stuck There Winers In A Pot
Bubba Didn't Know What The Sign In The Store Window Meant
Yo Mama So Fat She Fell Down The Grand Canyon
A Gay Guy And A Rabbi Die And Go To Heaven
A Lecturer Teaching Medicine Was Tutoring A Class On Observation
How Did The Blonde Die Icefishing
The Biggest Beer Producers In The World Meet For A Conference
Do You Know How We Can Get Osama Bin Laden
You Might Be A Redneck If You Prefer
Yo Mama Is Like An Old Car Shes
What Do You Call A Million Mexicans Rolling Down A Hill
At A Remote Monastery Deep In The Woods The Monks Followed A Rigid Vow Of Silence
George W Bush Ran Into Colin Powell S Office Exclaiming Dick Cheney Hanged Himself In His Bathroom
How Many Manic Depressives Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.