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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon