Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
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You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away
I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!
Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
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