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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick

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your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

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Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared