Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
More Funny Insults:
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.
Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...
Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
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A Guy Walked Into A Bar
What Is Grosser Than Gross
Why Are There No Fertility Clinics In Arkansas?
Yo Mama So Stupid I Send Her To Subway For A Sandwich
Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke
What Has 148 Teeth And Can Hold Back The Incredible Hulk
Yo Mama Is So Dirty She Stepped Of The Sidewalk
A Horse And A Chicken Are Playing In A Meadow
Yo Mama Is Like A Elephant She
This Guy Comes Home From Work One Day To Find His Dog With The Neighbors Pet Rabbit In His Mouth
Why Do Iraqis Only Have 2 Pallbearers At Their Funerals
A Rich Lady Gives Her Butler The Night Off Because She Is Going Out On A Date
I Can Let You Have This Top-of-the-line Stereo For Nine Hundred Dollars
Why Did You Make Eve So Beautiful
A Blonde Was Out On A Date
All Workers Please Be Advised Of The Following Changes To The Travel Policy
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
An F-111 Was Flying Escort With A B-52 And Generally Making A Nuisance Of Himself By Flying Rolls Around The Lumbering Old Bomber
Two Polish Hunters Were Driving Through The Country To Go Bear Hunting
How Do You Circumcise A Redneck?
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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