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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

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I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?


Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?


Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.


Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...


Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.


Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.


You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.


Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?


Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.



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