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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party





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