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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"- Margaret Mead

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

haha so funny lol

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.