Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


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"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu


Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.


His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!


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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx


You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.


If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.





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