Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

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ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.

Your balls have side burns.