Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
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"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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