Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

A dope you are and dope will remain

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself

yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen

I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.