Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Hey, act your age -- senile!


She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.


Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


Your mother should have swallowed you.


"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin


If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.


The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.





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