Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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"MacArthur is the type of man who thinks that when he gets to heaven, God will step down from the great white throne and bow him into His vacated seat." - Harold Ickes talking about Douglas MacArthur

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.

Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.

Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"

"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon


When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.