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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.

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u have a big head that when u die yo coffin will be like a lollipop!

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine