Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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A Member Of The United States Senate Known For His Hot Temper And Acid Tongue Exploded One Day In Mid-session And Began To Shout
How Do You Make A Blonde Laugh On Friday
This Duck Walks Into A Convenience Store And Asks The Clerk Do You Have Any Grapes
What Did The Bartender Say To His Customers
Little Johnny Goes Into The Bathroom And Sees His Mummy In The Bath
A Professor Invented A Lie Detecting Chair
A Guy Is Walking Along The Beach And He Stumbles On A Genie Bottle
An Airliner Was Having Engine Trouble And The Pilot Instructed The Cabin Crew
A Junior Partner In A Law Firm Was Sent To A Far Away Country To Represent A Long-term Client Accused Of Robbery
Yo Mama Is So Bald That When She Takes
Three Convicts Were On The Way To Prison
The Best Pick Up Line
A Big-city California Lawyer Went Duck Hunting In Rural Texas
Young Boy Said To His Father You C Dad I-really Wanna Marry
Warning Signs That You Might Need A Different Lawyer
Dick Cheney Walks Into The Oval Office And Sees The President Whooping And Hollering
How Did Captain Hook Die
One Day A Little Boy Wrote To Santa Clause Please Send Me A Sister
Yo Mama So Dirty She Made
What Do You Call Five Lesbians In A Closet?
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!