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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?


Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!


Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too


Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise



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The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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