Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
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Your Mama So Stupid She Shuved A Baseball Bat
The Psychology Instructor Had Just Finished A Lecture On Mental Health And Was Giving An Oral Test
A Minister Told His Congregation Next Week I Plan To Preach About The Sin Of Lying
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A Grown Man Decided One Day To Go To A Nude Beach For A Full Body Tan
What Do You Call A Redneck With A Functioning Car
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A Woman And A Baby Were In The Doctor’s Examining Room
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Yo Momma So Fat She Sat On A Rainbow
One Christmas Eve Santa Claus Comes Down The Chimney And Is Startled By A Beautiful 19 Year Old Blonde
A Vacationing Ladies And See A 5-story Hotel Entitled For Women Only
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An Elderly Couple Lay In Their Bed When Suddenly The Man Rips A Stinky
Helen Was Not The Most Attentive In Church
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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