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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

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Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.


You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.


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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?


I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.


She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.


You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.



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