Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!


Are your parents siblings?


Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!


"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster


Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.


I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.


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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"


Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.


Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.


When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.





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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.