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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!