Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?



Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?



Answer!

Your Honor.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?



Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Why was the cat so small?



Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?



Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?



Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?



Answer!

The crane!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?



Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What is gray and blue and very big?



Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why was the rabbit so upset?


Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?


Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!

Why did the cow cross the road?


Answer!

To get to the udder side!

What did one flea say to the other?


Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?

Why did the bee go to the doctor?


Answer!

Because she had hives!

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

Has anyone seen Quasimodo?


Answer!

I have a hunch he is back!