Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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Is it raining cats and dogs?

Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What color socks do bears wear?

Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

Where do penguins go to dance?

Answer!

The snow ball!

What do you give a sick bird?

Answer!

Tweetment!

How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?

Answer!

On the elephone!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Answer!

Aye matey!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Answer!

fsh!

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Answer!

Hop in!

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.