Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?


Answer!

Frostbite!

What do frogs wear on their feet?


Answer!

Open toad shoes!

How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


Answer!

Time to get a new watch!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?


Answer!

Terrier-fied!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Where do chimps get their gossip?


Answer!

On the ape vine!

What happened when the lion ate the clown?


Answer!

He felt funny!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?


Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of uneatable.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?