Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?


Answer!

One with a hoppy ending!

What do you call a cow with two legs?


Answer!

Lean beef!

What is a blondes idea of natural childbirth?


Answer!

No make-up

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth?


Answer!

Stuck!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


Answer!

Time to get a new watch!

When is a black dog not a black dog?


Answer!

When it's a greyhound!

What do you call a black Alaskan dog?


Answer!

A dusky husky!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?


Answer!

A civil serpent!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.