Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Which fish is the most famous?

Answer!

The star fish!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!
How do you get down off an elephant?

Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?


Answer!

A foursome

A man walks up to you and says: everything I say to you is a lie


Answer!

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? He is lying. Even though he is lying when he says -everything- he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?


Answer!

To avoid the draft.

Who stole the soap?


Answer!

The robber ducky!

How do oysters call their friends?


Answer!

On shell phones!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

When does a horse talk?


Answer!

Whinny wants to!

What do dogs eat at the movies?


Answer!

Pup-corn!

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?


Answer!

Branch manager.



One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!