Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?


Answer!

A carrot!

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?


Answer!

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?


Answer!

Because they can't afford new ones!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?


Answer!

A ribbit!

What do ducks watch on TV?


Answer!

Duckumentaries!

What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!




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