Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where do penguins go to the movies?

Answer!

At the dive-in!
What do penguins have for lunch?

Answer!

Icebergers!
How does a penguin make pancakes?

Answer!

With its flippers!
How does a penguin build its house?

Answer!

Igloos it together!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!
What do you call a camel with no humps?

Answer!

Hump-free/Humphrey!
How do you close a letter under the sea?

Answer!

With a seal!
What is the difference between leaves and a car?

Answer!

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake!
What do you call a strange market?

Answer!

A bizarre bazaar!
What kind of murderer has moral fiber?

Answer!

A cereal killer!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a dog that is left handed?


Answer!

A south paw!

Why was the baby ant confused?


Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?


Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

How many letters are in the alphabet?


Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?

What do you call a black Alaskan dog?


Answer!

A dusky husky!

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!



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