Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where did the turtle get a new shell?


Answer!

From the hard-wear store!

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?


Answer!

Data transfer.

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?


Answer!

At the quack of dawn!

What do you call a happy Lassie?


Answer!

A jolly collie!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?


Answer!

The noise gave her a headache.

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?


Answer!

Because her children weren't that bright!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?


Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

What do you give a sick snake?


Answer!

Asp-irin!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Why do blondes not have elevator jobs?


Answer!

They do not know the route.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a snake with a great personality?


Answer!

A snake charmer!

Judge: Where were you between five and six?


Answer!

Defendant: In kindergarten!

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?


Answer!

On the elephone!

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?


Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Where does a 500-pound canary sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

Why did the bee go to the doctor?


Answer!

Because she had hives!

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!

What snakes are good at doing sums?


Answer!

Adders!

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?


Answer!

Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.




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