Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

Do you know what is wrong with political jokes?


Answer!

They get elected.

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Answer!

To get to the other side!

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?


Answer!

A shampoodle!

Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?


Answer!

A drizzly bear!

What do you call a great dog detective?


Answer!

Sherlock Bones!

Who stole the soap?


Answer!

The robber ducky!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?


Answer!

The noise gave her a headache.

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?


Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?


Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?


Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?


Answer!

A snake in the brass!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?


Answer!

One with a hoppy ending!

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?


Answer!

Not enough sand.

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?


Answer!

When you're a mouse!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.