Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!
What do you give the blonde who has everything?

Answer!

Penicillin!
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?

Answer!

The back of her head.
What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?

Answer!

Data transfer.
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?

Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?

Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them
Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?

Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.
What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?

Answer!

Frosted flakes.
Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?


Answer!

A Moo-sician!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

What breed of dog does Dracula have?


Answer!

A bloodhound!

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?


Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?


Answer!

Dingo Starr!

What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?


Answer!

Is it mine?

What do dogs eat at the movies?


Answer!

Pup-corn!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?


Answer!

You might step in a poodle!




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