Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the cat have for breakfast?

Answer!

Mice Crispies!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Answer!

Because he tasted funny!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Answer!

A shampoodle!
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?

Answer!

Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
Is it hard to spot a leopard?

Answer!

No, they come that way!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?

Answer!

The scales!
How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Answer!

Tell her she is pregnant
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer!

To get to the other side!
What happened when the lion ate the clown?

Answer!

He felt funny!
What do you call a sleeping bull?

Answer!

A bull-dozer!
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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Answer!

Darn it!

What do you call a crying Camel?

Answer!

A humpback wail!

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

Answer!

A drizzly bear!

Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?

Answer!

To practice.

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?

Answer!

The crane!

Is it raining cats and dogs?

Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?

Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Where do fish keep their money?

Answer!

In a river-bank!

Where does a penguin keep its money?

Answer!

In a snow bank!

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?

Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!