Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?

Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them
Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?

Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.
What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?

Answer!

Frosted flakes.
Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?

Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?

Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

Answer!

They are both empty from the neck up.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?

Answer!

Thanks for the refill
How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Answer!

Tell her she is pregnant
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

What do fish and maps have in common?


Answer!

They both have scales!

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?


Answer!

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?


Answer!

Data transfer.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?


Answer!

A know-it-all bitch.

When is a dog not a dog?


Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

How do two snails fight?


Answer!

They slug it out!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!



One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!