Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

Is it hard to spot a leopard?


Answer!

No, they come that way!

What do you call a great dog detective?


Answer!

Sherlock Bones!

Who stole the soap?


Answer!

The robber ducky!

How do you raise a baby elephant?


Answer!

With a fork lift!

What do fish and maps have in common?


Answer!

They both have scales!

How do you get a blonde to marry you?


Answer!

Tell her she is pregnant

How do oysters call their friends?


Answer!

On shell phones!

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?


Answer!

A growl

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?


Answer!

She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

What type of horses only go out at night?


Answer!

Nightmares!

Which dinosaur slept all day?


Answer!

The dino-snore!

What do you call a camel with no humps?


Answer!

Hump-free/Humphrey!

What bird is with you at every meal?


Answer!

A swallow!

What do you call a dog that is left handed?


Answer!

A south paw!

What do most people do when they see a python?


Answer!

They re-coil!

How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a dog with no legs?


Answer!

It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.