Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why do blondes not have elevator jobs?

Answer!

They do not know the route.
What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?

Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
How does a blonde high-5?

Answer!

She smacks herself in the forehead.
What was the blonde doing up on the roof?

Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

Answer!

A. It is called Sosumi.
How does an attorney sleep?

Answer!

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Answer!

Sue.
What are lawyers good for?

Answer!

They make used car salesmen look good.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?

Answer!

Chelsea.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why do frogs have webbed feet?


Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!

What birds are found in Portugal?


Answer!

Portu-geese!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common?


Answer!

Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?


Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!

Why did the viper viper nose?


Answer!

Because she adder handkerchief!




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