Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

Answer!

A teddy boar!
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

Answer!

It was too heavy to carry!
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!
Where do tough chickens come from?

Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!
Why did the pig take a bath?

Answer!

The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?

Answer!

To practice.
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Answer!

A Moo-sician!
What do you call a crying Camel?

Answer!

A humpback wail!
What type of markets do dogs avoid?

Answer!

Flea markets!
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Answer!

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?

Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

How does a blonde high-5?

Answer!

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer!

A gummy bear!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Answer!

Damn!

Why did the pig become an actor?

Answer!

Because he was a ham

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?

Answer!

Elvis has been sighted

When does a dog go "moo"?

Answer!

When it is learning a new language!

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?

Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?

Answer!

A civil serpent!