Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!

How do oysters call their friends?


Answer!

On shell phones!

How do you get a blonde to marry you?


Answer!

Tell her she is pregnant

What do you call a sleeping bull?


Answer!

A bull-dozer!

When is a dog not a dog?


Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?


Answer!

It was too heavy to carry!

What happened when the lion ate the clown?


Answer!

He felt funny!

Why did the pig take a bath?


Answer!

The farmer said, "Hogwash"!

Why do bears have fur coats?


Answer!

Because they look silly wearing jackets!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?


Answer!

Ruff!

Why do dogs run in circles?


Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!

What does a duck like to eat with soup?


Answer!

Quackers!

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?


Answer!

A. It is called Sosumi.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?


Answer!

In the mush room!

Why did the chicken go to the seance?


Answer!

To get to the other side!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?


Answer!

A jet setter!

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?


Answer!

The back of her head.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.