Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Who stole the soap?

Answer!

The robber ducky!
What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

Answer!

A dinobore!
What birds are found in Portugal?

Answer!

Portu-geese!
Why do bears have fur coats?

Answer!

Because they look silly wearing jackets!
When is a dog not a dog?

Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?

Answer!

A mussel!
Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?

Answer!

The elevator was broken!
What kind of pigs know karate?

Answer!

Pork chops!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Where do hamsters come from?

Answer!

Hamsterdam!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Answer!

Ground beef!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Answer!

You might step in a poodle!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?

Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Answer!

Unhoppy!

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?

Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?

Answer!

The police made him bring it back!

What sickness do horses hate the most?

Answer!

Hay fever!

Why did the pig become an actor?

Answer!

Because he was a ham

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.