Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where do tough chickens come from?


Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?


Answer!

A Moo-sician!

Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?


Answer!

To practice.

What birds are found in Portugal?


Answer!

Portu-geese!

What do you call a crying Camel?


Answer!

A humpback wail!

How do fleas travel from place to place?


Answer!

By itch-hiking!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?


Answer!

Flea markets!

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?


Answer!

A dinobore!

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?


Answer!

Sir!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

How do oysters call their friends?


Answer!

On shell phones!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?


Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

What did the duck say after he went shopping?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An eleph-ant!

Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?


Answer!

To see the butter fly!

How do you close a letter under the sea?


Answer!

With a seal!

What do dogs eat at the movies?


Answer!

Pup-corn!




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