Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?

Answer!

To practice.
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?

Answer!

Not enough sand.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Answer!

A cat-a-logue
How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?

Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.
How many letters are in the alphabet?

Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?
A man walks up to you and says: everything I say to you is a lie

Answer!

Is he telling you the truth or is he lying? He is lying. Even though he is lying when he says -everything- he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.
What color socks do bears wear?

Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What to polar bears eat for lunch?

Answer!

Ice berg-ers!
Why do bears have fur coats?

Answer!

Because they look silly wearing jackets!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?


Answer!

Darn it!

What animal keeps the best time?


Answer!

A watch dog!

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?


Answer!

Time to get a new car!

How does a penguin build its house?


Answer!

Igloos it together!

Why did the pig become an actor?


Answer!

Because he was a ham

What kind of a key opens a banana?


Answer!

A monkey!

Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!



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