Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?


Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?


Answer!

Flea markets!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?


Answer!

A cat-a-logue

Why was the cat so small?


Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Where do tough chickens come from?


Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!

How do two snails fight?


Answer!

They slug it out!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

Which dinosaur slept all day?


Answer!

The dino-snore!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

What do you call an alligator detective?


Answer!

An investi-gator!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the cow cross the road?


Answer!

To get to the udder side!

Which animal grows down?


Answer!

A duck!

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?


Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?


Answer!

A jet setter!

How do you confuse a fish?


Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

What snakes are found on cars?


Answer!

Windshield vipers!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?


Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!

How do you catch a runaway dog?


Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?


Answer!

Dingo Starr!




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