Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

Answer!

A bear-faced lyre!
What do you call bears with no ears?

Answer!

B!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

Answer!

A teddy boar!
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?

Answer!

They use bear conditioning!
What do teddy bears do when it rains?

Answer!

They get wet!
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Answer!

Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!
Why do hummingbirds hum?

Answer!

Because they forgot the words!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!
What bird is with you at every meal?

Answer!

A swallow!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How did the toad die?


Answer!

It Kermited suicide!

How did the toad die?


Answer!

It croaked!

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?


Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?


Answer!

Senator.

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?


Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?


Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!



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