Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What animal is bad to play games with?


Answer!

A cheetah!

What animal keeps the best time?


Answer!

A watch dog!

What do penguins eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice burg-ers!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?


Answer!

To hatchet!

What is a blondes idea of natural childbirth?


Answer!

No make-up

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?


Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

Why do cows wear bells?


Answer!

Their horns don't work!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?


Answer!

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. It turned itself in.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?


Answer!

You can see right through him.

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?


Answer!

Because they can't afford new ones!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

What do dogs eat at the movies?


Answer!

Pup-corn!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!




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