Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?

Answer!

Stegosnorus!
Where do tough chickens come from?

Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!
How do penguins drink?

Answer!

Out of beak-ers!
What did one flea say to the other?

Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?
What sickness do horses hate the most?

Answer!

Hay fever!
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Answer!

The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Answer!

A walkie-talkie!
What does a frog say when it washes a window?

Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What type of horses only go out at night?

Answer!

Nightmares!

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Answer!

Unhoppy!

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

What do you call a blond mother-in-law?

Answer!

An air bag

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Answer!

A neigh-bor!

Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

Answer!

Because Frost-bites!

How does an attorney sleep?

Answer!

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Answer!

Hump-free/Humphrey!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

Answer!

A mussel!