Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What sickness do horses hate the most?


Answer!

Hay fever!

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?


Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus tex!

How do penguins drink?


Answer!

Out of beak-ers!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?


Answer!

To hatchet!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

Why did the turkey cross the road?


Answer!

It was the chicken's day off!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What do most people do when they see a python?


Answer!

They re-coil!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?


Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Answer!

Sue.

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?


Answer!

Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!

Which part of a fish weighs the most?


Answer!

The scales!

What do you call bears with no ears?


Answer!

B!

What do you give a sick bird?


Answer!

Tweetment!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?


Answer!

A ribbit!




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