Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?

Answer!

To see the butter fly!
Why are spiders good swimmers?

Answer!

They have webbed feet!
What did the 500 pound canary say?

Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty!
What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?

Answer!

A sing-a-long!
What animal cheats at exams?

Answer!

The cheetah!
What animals are the best pets?

Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?

Answer!

Big ones!
What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!
What does an evil hen lay?

Answer!

Deviled eggs!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What is black and white and red all over?


Answer!

A panda bear with a sunburn!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?


Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Someone said you sounded like an owl


Answer!

Who?

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


Answer!

They are both empty from the neck up.

What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An eleph-ant!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

Why was the baby ant confused?


Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?


Answer!

Darn it!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?


Answer!

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!




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