Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus tex!

What does a frog say when it washes a window?


Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!

What do you call a bird in the winter?


Answer!

Brrr-d!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?


Answer!

In the mush room!

What animals are on legal documents?


Answer!

Seals!

How does an attorney sleep?


Answer!

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

What do you call a dog with no legs?


Answer!

It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

What animal cheats at exams?


Answer!

The cheetah!

How do monkeys get down the stairs?


Answer!

They slide down the banana-ster!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?


Answer!

In the mush room!

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?


Answer!

Ten to one!

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?


Answer!

It gets toad away!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?


Answer!

The crane!

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

That is not funny!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.