Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer!

To prove he wasn't chicken!
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

Answer!

At the quack of dawn!
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Answer!

To get to the other side!
Where do cows go for entertainment?

Answer!

To the moo-vies!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

Answer!

An udder failure!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Is it hard to spot a leopard?


Answer!

No, they come that way!

What is a blondes idea of natural childbirth?


Answer!

No make-up

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Answer!

Cats can't drive!

How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do ducks watch on TV?


Answer!

Duckumentaries!

What is out of bounds?


Answer!

A tired kangaroo!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?


Answer!

The pronunciation.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?


Answer!

Ruff!




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