Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How does a penguin make pancakes?


Answer!

With its flippers!

How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?


Answer!

A phew!

What do you give a sick pig?


Answer!

Oink-ment!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

What do you call a fish without an eye?


Answer!

fsh!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?


Answer!

Darn it!

Where do cows go for entertainment?


Answer!

To the moo-vies!

Where do penguins go to the movies?


Answer!

At the dive-in!

What snakes are good at doing sums?


Answer!

Adders!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why are elephants so poor?


Answer!

Because they work for peanuts!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?


Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Which dinosaur slept all day?


Answer!

The dino-snore!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?


Answer!

Not enough sand.

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?


Answer!

You can see right through him.

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?


Answer!

Yes, it cracked me up!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?


Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


Answer!

His partners and an anvil.

Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?


Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?


Answer!

To avoid the draft.




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