Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?

Answer!

A coat!
What do you call a sleeping bull?

Answer!

A bull-dozer!
What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer!

Moo-dy!
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Answer!

A Moo-sician!
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Answer!

Bamboo!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer!

A dino-snore!
Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?

Answer!

Because he was tired!
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

Answer!

A dino-score!
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?

Answer!

Stegosnorus!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?


Answer!

They suspected it of fowl play!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

What is a blondes idea of natural childbirth?


Answer!

No make-up

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What do you call an alligator detective?


Answer!

An investi-gator!

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!




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