Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why do blondes work seven days a week?


Answer!

So you do not have to retrain them on Monday.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?


Answer!

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit.

How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?


Answer!

The pronunciation.

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?


Answer!

Is it mine?

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?


Answer!

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


Answer!

Wave to her.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?


Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What birds are found in Portugal?


Answer!

Portu-geese!

Why did the pig take a bath?


Answer!

The farmer said, "Hogwash"!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?


Answer!

A dino-score!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?


Answer!

Flea markets!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do most people do when they see a python?


Answer!

They re-coil!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?


Answer!

He neverlands!

Is it hard to spot a leopard?


Answer!

No, they come that way!

How do monkeys get down the stairs?


Answer!

They slide down the banana-ster!

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!




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