Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Do you know what is wrong with political jokes?

Answer!

They get elected.
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Answer!

A know-it-all bitch.
How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

Answer!

A drizzly bear!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?

Answer!

A spelling bee!
Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?

Answer!

It was a tie!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!
Have you heard about the cow astronaut?

Answer!

He landed on the moooon!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Answer!

The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

What do you call a sleeping bull?


Answer!

A bull-dozer!

What do you call a happy Lassie?


Answer!

A jolly collie!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!

Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth?


Answer!

Stuck!

What do you call a crate of ducks?


Answer!

A box of quackers

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?


Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.