Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the police arrest the turkey?


Answer!

They suspected it of fowl play!

Where do cows go for entertainment?


Answer!

To the moo-vies!

What snakes are good at doing sums?


Answer!

Adders!

Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?


Answer!

Because Frost-bites!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?


Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?


Answer!

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean!

Where did Noah keep his bees?


Answer!

In the Ark hives!

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?


Answer!

A trajeudi!

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.


Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

Why are spiders good swimmers?


Answer!

They have webbed feet!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?


Answer!

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?


Answer!

A carrot!

Where do fish keep their money?


Answer!

In a river-bank!

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?


Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?


Answer!

A phew!

What do penguins wear on their heads?


Answer!

Ice caps!




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