Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

Answer!

A dino-score!
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?

Answer!

Stegosnorus!
What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

Answer!

A dinobore!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Answer!

Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?

Answer!

Hello, hello!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?

Answer!

Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer!

Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Answer!

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?


Answer!

I'm-so-saurus!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?


Answer!

To prove he wasn't chicken!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?


Answer!

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Where does a 500-pound canary sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?


Answer!

A hot-diggity-dog!

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?


Answer!

Take away her credit card!

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

What kind of pigs know karate?


Answer!

Pork chops!

What do you call an alligator detective?


Answer!

An investi-gator!




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