Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you catch a monkey?

Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

Answer!

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean!
Where does a 500-pound canary sit?

Answer!

Anywhere it wants!
What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

Answer!

A trajeudi!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?

Answer!

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!
What snakes are good at doing sums?

Answer!

Adders!
How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?

Answer!

A phew!
Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

Answer!

Because Frost-bites!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer!

He neverlands!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What animal is good at cricket?

Answer!

A bat!

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Answer!

With a fork lift!

What do you call a grumpy cow?

Answer!

Moo-dy!

What will she ask you?

Answer!

Is it mine?

What kind of a key opens a banana?

Answer!

A monkey!

How do you catch a monkey?

Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?

Answer!

Dam!

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?

Answer!

It gets toad away!

Why are spiders good swimmers?

Answer!

They have webbed feet!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

Answer!

A bird that talks your ear off!