Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?


Answer!

A condescending con descending!

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?


Answer!

A trajeudi!

How many letters are in the alphabet?


Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?


Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?


Answer!

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?


Answer!

He neverlands!

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Why was the baby ant confused?


Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?


Answer!

Thanks for the refill

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Answer!

Cats can't drive!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?


Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Answer!

Foul weather!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?


Answer!

The noise gave her a headache.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?


Answer!

In the mush room!

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


Answer!

Bamboo!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?


Answer!

Polaroids!




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