Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer!

Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Answer!

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
Which dinosaur slept all day?

Answer!

The dino-snore!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus tex!
What animal keeps the best time?

Answer!

A watch dog!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Answer!

A shampoodle!
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

Answer!

Cats can't drive!
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Answer!

A dingo-ling!
How do you catch a runaway dog?

Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?


Answer!

A sing-a-long!

Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

What do you call a bird in the winter?


Answer!

Brrr-d!

How do you close a letter under the sea?


Answer!

With a seal!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

What do ducks watch on TV?


Answer!

Duckumentaries!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.




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