Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Answer!

Because he tasted funny!
What do you call a fish without an eye?

Answer!

fsh!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

Answer!

A condescending con descending!
How many letters are in the alphabet?

Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer!

To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do dogs run in circles?

Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!
Where do penguins go to the movies?

Answer!

At the dive-in!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Where did Noah keep his bees?

Answer!

In the Ark hives!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Answer!

So they can fight knights!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?

Answer!

Bah-humbug!

What do most people do when they see a python?

Answer!

They re-coil!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer!

The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What to polar bears eat for lunch?

Answer!

Ice berg-ers!

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Answer!

A jolly collie!

How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.