Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An eleph-ant!

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?


Answer!

He landed on the moooon!

Why do dogs run in circles?


Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?


Answer!

It barked with de-light!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?


Answer!

A dingo-ling!

Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

What do you call a rabbit comedian?


Answer!

A funny bunny!

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. It turned itself in.

Why was the baby ant confused?


Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


Answer!

His partners and an anvil.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

What kind of a key opens a banana?


Answer!

A monkey!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?


Answer!

It barked with de-light!

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?


Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


Answer!

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?


Answer!

A dinobore!

How does a blonde kill a fish?


Answer!

She drowns it

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?


Answer!

In the mush room!




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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