Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Answer!

Ruff!
What did one flea say to the other?

Answer!

Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a dog that is left handed?

Answer!

A south paw!
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Answer!

It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Answer!

A croaker spaniel!
When does a dog go "moo"?

Answer!

When it is learning a new language!
What do dogs eat at the movies?

Answer!

Pup-corn!
What did the duck say after he went shopping?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


Answer!

Bamboo!

How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?


Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?


Answer!

To avoid the draft.

Where do fish keep their money?


Answer!

In a river-bank!

Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

Why did God create snakes just before lawyers?


Answer!

To practice.

What does a triceratops sit on?


Answer!

Its tricera-bottom!

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?


Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.



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