Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?

Answer!

A sing-a-long!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Answer!

Swimming trunks!
What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!
What do you call a rabbit comedian?

Answer!

A funny bunny!
What does a triceratops sit on?

Answer!

Its tricera-bottom!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
Why was the baby ant confused?

Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!
What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?

Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?

Answer!

Frosted flakes.

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?

Answer!

A foursome

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?

Answer!

On the elephone!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Answer!

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?

Answer!

A hopsicle!

Where did the turtle get a new shell?

Answer!

From the hard-wear store!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Answer!

Gifted

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!

What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?

Answer!

Squash!

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

Answer!

At the quack of dawn!