Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

When does a dog go "moo"?

Answer!

When it is learning a new language!
What do dogs eat at the movies?

Answer!

Pup-corn!
What did the duck say after he went shopping?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?

Answer!

Put it on my bill!
What do ducks watch on TV?

Answer!

Duckumentaries!
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

Answer!

At the quack of dawn!
Where do tough chickens come from?

Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?

Answer!

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!
Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!
How do elephants talk to each other long distance?

Answer!

On the elephone!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?


Answer!

Dam!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?


Answer!

You get out of the way!

Why do bees have sticky hair?


Answer!

Because they have honeycombs!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


Answer!

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?


Answer!

A carrot!

What to polar bears eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice berg-ers!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

What animal is good at cricket?


Answer!

A bat!

Where do fish sleep?


Answer!

On a seabed!




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