Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?


Answer!

It barked with de-light!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?


Answer!

Swimming trunks!

Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?


Answer!

Mouse code!

Someone said you sounded like an owl


Answer!

Who?

What do penguins have for lunch?


Answer!

Icebergers!

What are lawyers good for?


Answer!

They make used car salesmen look good.

What do dogs have that no other animals have?


Answer!

Puppies!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?


Answer!

A wallaby!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Judge: Where were you between five and six?


Answer!

Defendant: In kindergarten!

What does a duck like to eat with soup?


Answer!

Quackers!

How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?


Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Answer!

Morse toad!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Answer!

Lily!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Answer!

Foul weather!

Where do chimps get their gossip?


Answer!

On the ape vine!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


Answer!

Time to get a new watch!

What does a frog say when it washes a window?


Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.