Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?


Answer!

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

What do penguins have for lunch?


Answer!

Icebergers!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


Answer!

Time to get a new watch!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


Answer!

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?


Answer!

A sing-a-long!

What breed of dog does Dracula have?


Answer!

A bloodhound!

How do you get down off an elephant?


Answer!

You don't, you get down off a duck!

Why did the pig become an actor?


Answer!

Because he was a ham

Why do hummingbirds hum?


Answer!

Because they forgot the words!

How do you close a letter under the sea?


Answer!

With a seal!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How do fleas travel from place to place?


Answer!

By itch-hiking!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?


Answer!

Darn it!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?


Answer!

A gummy bear!

What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?


Answer!

Squash!

Why do cows wear bells?


Answer!

Their horns don't work!

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?


Answer!

A re-tail store!

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

What do you call a snake who works for the government?


Answer!

A civil serpent!




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