Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Answer!

They take too long to iron!
What is gray and blue and very big?

Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?

Answer!

Time to get a new watch!
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?

Answer!

The police made him bring it back!
What type of horses only go out at night?

Answer!

Nightmares!
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

Answer!

It was too heavy to carry!
When does a horse talk?

Answer!

Whinny wants to!
What sickness do horses hate the most?

Answer!

Hay fever!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


Answer!

Run like Hell....she got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Someone said you sounded like an owl


Answer!

Who?

Where do chimps get their gossip?


Answer!

On the ape vine!

What bird is with you at every meal?


Answer!

A swallow!

What do you give a sick horse?


Answer!

Cough stirrup!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?


Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?


Answer!

Your Honor.

Why do blondes not have elevator jobs?


Answer!

They do not know the route.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?


Answer!

Wave to her.

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?


Answer!

A dingo-ling!



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