Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

When does a horse talk?

Answer!

Whinny wants to!
What sickness do horses hate the most?

Answer!

Hay fever!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Answer!

A neigh-bor!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?

Answer!

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Answer!

Frostbite!
How do you confuse a fish?

Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Where do fish keep their money?

Answer!

In a river-bank!
How do oysters call their friends?

Answer!

On shell phones!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?

Answer!

A mussel!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

Where did Noah keep his bees?


Answer!

In the Ark hives!

Why did the monkey like the banana?


Answer!

Because it had appeal!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?


Answer!

Anything you want, it can't hear you!

What do most people do when they see a python?


Answer!

They re-coil!

Why do male deer need braces?


Answer!

Because they have buck teeth!

What do you call a black Alaskan dog?


Answer!

A dusky husky!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?


Answer!

Cheer her up!

What do you call a bird in the winter?


Answer!

Brrr-d!




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