Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?


Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?


Answer!

Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?


Answer!

To prove he wasn't chicken!

What did the duck say after he went shopping?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What is out of bounds?


Answer!

A tired kangaroo!

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Where does a 500-pound canary sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do teddy bears do when it rains?


Answer!

They get wet!

What do ducks watch on TV?


Answer!

Duckumentaries!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?


Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?


Answer!

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?


Answer!

Foul weather!

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


Answer!

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?


Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?


Answer!

A growl

Is it hard to spot a leopard?


Answer!

No, they come that way!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?


Answer!

They are both empty from the neck up.




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