Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do oysters call their friends?

Answer!

On shell phones!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?

Answer!

A mussel!
Where do fish sleep?

Answer!

On a seabed!
What do fish and maps have in common?

Answer!

They both have scales!
Why are frogs so happy?

Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Answer!

A croaker spaniel!
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Answer!

Unhoppy!
What does a frog say when it washes a window?

Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!
How did the toad die?

Answer!

It croaked!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Someone said you sounded like an owl


Answer!

Who?

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?


Answer!

At the quack of dawn!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

What happened to the lost cattle?


Answer!

Nobody's herd!

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Answer!

Morse toad!

What kind of pigs know karate?


Answer!

Pork chops!

What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?


Answer!

A bud hound

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?


Answer!

There was some money in the kitty.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


Answer!

Bamboo!



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