Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a snake with a great personality?


Answer!

A snake charmer!

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?


Answer!

Slush puppies!

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?


Answer!

Ten to one!

Why are elephants so poor?


Answer!

Because they work for peanuts!

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Answer!

Foul weather!

What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?


Answer!

A bud hound

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?


Answer!

Branch manager.

Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?


Answer!

To a retailer!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did God give blondes 2% more intelligence than horses?


Answer!

He did not want them pooping in the street during parades, too

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

What do you call a cow with two legs?


Answer!

Lean beef!

What do you call an alligator detective?


Answer!

An investi-gator!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?


Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?


Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?


Answer!

To hatchet!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.