Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How did the toad die?

Answer!

It croaked!
How did the toad die?

Answer!

It Kermited suicide!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Answer!

Lily!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Answer!

Morse toad!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

Answer!

A Unhoppy!
Why did the monkey like the banana?

Answer!

Because it had appeal!
Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

Answer!

To a retailer!
Where do chimps get their gossip?

Answer!

On the ape vine!
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?

Answer!

Anywhere it wants!
What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?

Answer!

Sir!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?


Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!

How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. That is a hardware problem

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

Why do dogs run in circles?


Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Answer!

Ground beef!

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?


Answer!

Cockerpoodledoo!

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?


Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.




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