Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?


Answer!

So they can fight knights!

What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?


Answer!

Squash!

What did the 500 pound canary say?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty!

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?


Answer!

A jet setter!

How do you catch a runaway dog?


Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!

When does a horse talk?


Answer!

Whinny wants to!

Which fish is the most famous?


Answer!

The star fish!

What is black and white and red all over?


Answer!

A panda bear with a sunburn!

What does a triceratops sit on?


Answer!

Its tricera-bottom!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

You will not find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you are looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb

Why do cows wear bells?


Answer!

Their horns don't work!

Why did the penguin cross the road?


Answer!

To go with the floe!

How do you know that cats are not sensitive creatures?


Answer!

They never cry over spilt milk.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?


Answer!

Odor in the court!

How do oysters call their friends?


Answer!

On shell phones!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

Why did the viper viper nose?


Answer!

Because she adder handkerchief!

How do fleas travel from place to place?


Answer!

By itch-hiking?




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