Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you catch a runaway dog?

Answer!

Make a noise like a bone!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?

Answer!

Time to get a new watch!
When does a horse talk?

Answer!

Whinny wants to!
How deep is a frog pond?

Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer!

A ribbit!
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Answer!

Exactly where you left it!
How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?

Answer!

There is cheese in front of the mouse.
What bird is always sad?

Answer!

The blue jay!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?

Answer!

A jet setter!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you give a sick bird?

Answer!

Tweetment!

Which part of a fish weighs the most?

Answer!

The scales!

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?

Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?

Answer!

The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

Answer!

A condescending con descending!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!

How do you know when you are old?

Answer!

When you can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!

What kind of a key opens a banana?

Answer!

A monkey!