Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What happened to the lost cattle?


Answer!

Nobody's herd!

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?


Answer!

A snake in the brass!

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?


Answer!

Not enough sand.

What bird is always sad?


Answer!

The blue jay!

Why are spiders good swimmers?


Answer!

They have webbed feet!

How many lawyer jokes are there?


Answer!

Only three. The rest are true stories.

Why did the penguin cross the road?


Answer!

To go with the floe!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?


Answer!

A Unhoppy!

Why did the bee go to the doctor?


Answer!

Because she had hives!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?


Answer!

Laughing stock!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?


Answer!

Because it was an early bird!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?


Answer!

The police made him bring it back!

How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?


Answer!

A phew!

When is a black dog not a black dog?


Answer!

When it's a greyhound!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?


Answer!

Because he was tired!

What does a frog say when it washes a window?


Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!

What animal keeps the best time?


Answer!

A watch dog!

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?


Answer!

So she wouldn't be spotted!




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