Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What did the cat have for breakfast?

Answer!

Mice Crispies!
Where do hamsters come from?

Answer!

Hamsterdam!
Someone said you sounded like an owl

Answer!

Who?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

Answer!

A bird that talks your ear off!
Where does a penguin keep its money?

Answer!

In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the road?

Answer!

To go with the floe!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
What kind of pigs know karate?

Answer!

Pork chops!
Why did the pig take a bath?

Answer!

The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
What do you give a sick pig?

Answer!

Oink-ment!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why are elephants so poor?


Answer!

Because they work for peanuts!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?


Answer!

A cat-a-logue

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?


Answer!

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?


Answer!

Laughing stock!

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?


Answer!

It was a tie!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?


Answer!

An udder failure!

How do you catch a monkey?


Answer!

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.



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