Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

Answer!

A Unhoppy!
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?

Answer!

Not enough sand.
What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?

Answer!

Slush puppies!
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Answer!

A snake in the brass!
Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

Answer!

To a retailer!
Why did the penguin cross the road?

Answer!

To go with the floe!
Why was the rabbit so upset?

Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

Answer!

A poul-tree!
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

Answer!

His partners and an anvil.
What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?

Answer!

Squash!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?

Answer!

Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Answer!

The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!

What do fish and maps have in common?

Answer!

They both have scales!

What does an evil hen lay?

Answer!

Deviled eggs!

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?

Answer!

A polygon!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?

Answer!

Puppies!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

Answer!

A dino-score!

What was the blonde doing up on the roof?

Answer!

Someone told her that the drinks were on the house!!