Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Answer!

Laughing stock!
Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!
What do you give the blonde who has everything?

Answer!

Penicillin!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?

Answer!

A hopsicle!
When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer!

When you're a mouse!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Answer!

So they can fight knights!
How many lawyer jokes are there?

Answer!

Only three. The rest are true stories.
What happened to the lost cattle?

Answer!

Nobody's herd!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Answer!

They suspected it of fowl play!

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Answer!

Hump-free/Humphrey!

What do ducks watch on TV?

Answer!

Duckumentaries!

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Answer!

I'm a little hoarse!

What do you call a dumb bunny?

Answer!

A hare brain!

What did the cat have for breakfast?

Answer!

Mice Crispies!

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

Answer!

Spot

Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?

Answer!

Thanks for the refill

How do you plant dope?

Answer!

Bury a blonde.