Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?


Answer!

Exactly where you left it!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?


Answer!

Frostbite!

How did the toad die?


Answer!

It croaked!

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?


Answer!

When you're a mouse!

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?


Answer!

Laughing stock!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?


Answer!

A ribbit!

Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor?


Answer!

The one on the screen!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?


Answer!

Because they wouldn't take a bath!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?


Answer!

A spelling bee!

What do you give the blonde who has everything?


Answer!

Penicillin!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

What do frogs wear on their feet?


Answer!

Open toad shoes!

What kind of a key opens a banana?


Answer!

A monkey!

What happened when the lion ate the clown?


Answer!

He felt funny!

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?


Answer!

To hatchet!

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?


Answer!

The back of her head.

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?


Answer!

Put it on my bill!

What do penguins eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice burg-ers!




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