Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Where do penguins go to dance?

Answer!

The snow ball!
Where does a penguin keep its money?

Answer!

In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the road?

Answer!

To go with the floe!
What kind of pigs know karate?

Answer!

Pork chops!
Why did the pig take a bath?

Answer!

The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
What do you give a sick pig?

Answer!

Oink-ment!
How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?

Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!
What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?

Answer!

One with a hoppy ending!
What do you call a rabbit comedian?

Answer!

A funny bunny!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

Answer!

A receding hareline!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?


Answer!

Time to get a new car!

How many letters are in the alphabet?


Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?

What animal is bad to play games with?


Answer!

A cheetah!

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?


Answer!

A jet setter!

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?


Answer!

Just look for the gray hares!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?


Answer!

A poul-tree!

What do monkeys do for laughs?


Answer!

They tell jokes about people!

How do you confuse a fish?


Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

How deep is a frog pond?


Answer!

Kneedeep, kneedeep!

What do dogs have that no other animals have?


Answer!

Puppies!




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