Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

Answer!

You get out of the way!
What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Answer!

Hop in!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?

Answer!

They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Answer!

A walkie-talkie!
What do penguins eat for lunch?

Answer!

Ice burg-ers!
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!
How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Why was the cat so small?

Answer!

Because it only ate condensed milk.
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?

Answer!

The crane!
What bird is always sad?

Answer!

The blue jay!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you do with a green elephant?


Answer!

Wait till it ripens!

What do fish and maps have in common?


Answer!

They both have scales!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?


Answer!

Because he was tired!

What is black and white and red all over?


Answer!

A panda bear with a sunburn!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

What are lawyers good for?


Answer!

They make used car salesmen look good.

Which part of a fish weighs the most?


Answer!

The scales!

When is a black dog not a black dog?


Answer!

When it's a greyhound!




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