Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?


Answer!

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?


Answer!

A. It is called Sosumi.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?


Answer!

To get to the other side!

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?


Answer!

Because it said concentrate.

What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An elephant!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

How do you plant dope?


Answer!

Bury a blonde.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

Has anyone seen Quasimodo?


Answer!

I have a hunch he is back!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?


Answer!

Damn!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?


Answer!

She was in there so long, she wet her pants.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?


Answer!

A walkie-talkie!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?


Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!

Where do penguins go to dance?


Answer!

The snow ball!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?


Answer!

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean!

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Where does a penguin keep its money?


Answer!

In a snow bank!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.