Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why do hens lay eggs?


Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!

How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. That is a hardware problem

What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Answer!

Sue.

Why do bees have sticky hair?


Answer!

Because they have honeycombs!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?


Answer!

Dingo Starr!

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?


Answer!

Her red ones were in the wash!

What does a mixed-up hen lay?


Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?


Answer!

A hopsicle!

How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?


Answer!

His partners and an anvil.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where do hamsters come from?


Answer!

Hamsterdam!

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?


Answer!

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. It turned itself in.

What color socks do bears wear?


Answer!

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

What is the biggest ant in the world?


Answer!

An eleph-ant!

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?


Answer!

A wallaby!

How do chickens bake a cake?


Answer!

From scratch!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!




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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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