Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Answer!

Foul weather!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?

Answer!

A spelling bee!
Judge: Where were you between five and six?

Answer!

Defendant: In kindergarten!
How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

Answer!

Dingo Starr!
How did the toad die?

Answer!

It croaked!
What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Answer!

Sue.
Which animal grows down?

Answer!

A duck!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

Answer!

A receding hareline!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a snake with a great personality?

Answer!

A snake charmer!

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!

How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Answer!

Sue.

What animal cheats at exams?

Answer!

The cheetah!

What type of horses only go out at night?

Answer!

Nightmares!

Which part of a fish weighs the most?

Answer!

The scales!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

Answer!

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Answer!

Foul weather!