Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Why did the viper viper nose?

Answer!

Because she adder handkerchief!
What do you call a snake with a great personality?

Answer!

A snake charmer!
What do most people do when they see a python?

Answer!

They re-coil!
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Answer!

A snake in the brass!
What do you give a sick snake?

Answer!

Asp-irin!
What do you call a snake who works for the government?

Answer!

A civil serpent!
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Answer!

Foul weather!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

Answer!

To hatchet!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Answer!

They suspected it of fowl play!
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

The entire team! And they all get a semesters credit for it!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?


Answer!

Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?


Answer!

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


Answer!

Bamboo!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?


Answer!

A dino-score!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?


Answer!

A croaker spaniel!

What did the cat have for breakfast?


Answer!

Mice Crispies!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Answer!

Sue.




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