Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?


Answer!

A receding hareline!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?


Answer!

A pie-thon!

Why was the rabbit so upset?


Answer!

She was having a bad hare day!

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?


Answer!

The back of her head.

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Answer!

Cats can't drive!

Why do hens lay eggs?


Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!

What to polar bears eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice berg-ers!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?


Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!

Which animal grows down?


Answer!

A duck!

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


Answer!

You cry when you cut up an onion.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


How do blonde brain cells die ?


Answer!

Alone

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?


Answer!

Stegosnorus!

Where did the turtle get a new shell?


Answer!

From the hard-wear store!

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?


Answer!

A foursome

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?


Answer!

The elevator was broken!

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?


Answer!

An eggroll!

Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?


Answer!

To a retailer!

Where do cows go for entertainment?


Answer!

To the moo-vies!

Someone said you sounded like an owl


Answer!

Who?




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