Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do two snails fight?

Answer!

They slug it out!
Where did the turtle get a new shell?

Answer!

From the hard-wear store!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

Answer!

Odor in the court!
What do you call an alligator detective?

Answer!

An investi-gator!
What is out of bounds?

Answer!

A tired kangaroo!
Where did Noah keep his bees?

Answer!

In the Ark hives!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

Answer!

A condescending con descending!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer!

He neverlands!
What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

Answer!

A trajeudi!
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?


Answer!

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?


Answer!

Aye matey!

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?


Answer!

A foursome

What kind of ties do pigs wear?


Answer!

Pigs-ties!

What do you call a strange market?


Answer!

A bizarre bazaar!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?


Answer!

An animal that can milk itself!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?


Answer!

A carrot!

How does a penguin build its house?


Answer!

Igloos it together!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?


Answer!

Because it's too far to walk!

Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?


Answer!

To a retailer!



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