Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer!

Jurassic Pork
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

Answer!

Cats can't drive!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?

Answer!

To stamp out forest fires!
What kind of ties do pigs wear?

Answer!

Pigs-ties!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Answer!

A pie-thon!
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?

Answer!

A re-tail store!
Why did the cow cross the road?

Answer!

To get to the udder side!
What to polar bears eat for lunch?

Answer!

Ice berg-ers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer!

Lean beef!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?

Answer!

Dino-sore!
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Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?

Answer!

The outside!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Answer!

Slippers!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

Answer!

In the Ark hives!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Answer!

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!

Why do male deer need braces?

Answer!

Because they have buck teeth!

Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

Answer!

The outside!

Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

Answer!

It was too heavy to carry!

How did the toad die?

Answer!

It Kermited suicide!

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?

Answer!

The elevator was broken!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Answer!

Because it's too hard to run in squares!