Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?


Answer!

A foursome

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


Answer!

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What is gray and blue and very big?


Answer!

An elephant holding it's breath!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?


Answer!

A teddy boar!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?


Answer!

Dino-sore!

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?


Answer!

Ruff!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Answer!

Morse toad!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?


Answer!

Jurassic Pork

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Answer!

Lily!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?


Answer!

You always hear about them but never see them

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?


Answer!

In the croakroom!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?


Answer!

You can see right through him.

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


Answer!

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What do you call a dog that is left handed?


Answer!

A south paw!

How do you confuse a fish?


Answer!

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion?


Answer!

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?


Answer!

Cats can't drive!

What animal keeps the best time?


Answer!

A watch dog!




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