Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What is a blondes idea of natural childbirth?

Answer!

No make-up
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Answer!

Gifted
What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?

Answer!

A foursome
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?

Answer!

To avoid the draft.
Why do blondes work seven days a week?

Answer!

So you do not have to retrain them on Monday.
What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?

Answer!

Elvis has been sighted
Judge: Where were you between five and six?

Answer!

Defendant: In kindergarten!
What is the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?

Answer!

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

Answer!

His partners and an anvil.
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a bear with no teeth?


Answer!

A gummy bear!

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?


Answer!

Unhoppy!

Why do male deer need braces?


Answer!

Because they have buck teeth!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?


Answer!

Odor in the court!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?


Answer!

A dino-score!

What animal is best at baseball?


Answer!

A bat!

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?


Answer!

Branch manager.

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

That is not funny!

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?


Answer!

Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do.

When is a dog not a dog?


Answer!

When it is pure bred/bread!



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