Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Answer!

An eleph-ant!
Why was the baby ant confused?

Answer!

Because all of his uncles were ants!
How do fleas travel from place to place?

Answer!

By itch-hiking!
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?

Answer!

To see the butter fly!
Why are frogs so happy?

Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!
Where does a 500-pound canary sit?

Answer!

Anywhere it wants!
What did the cat have for breakfast?

Answer!

Mice Crispies!
Is it raining cats and dogs?

Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Answer!

Because he tasted funny!
Is it hard to spot a leopard?

Answer!

No, they come that way!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What breed of dog does Dracula have?


Answer!

A bloodhound!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?


Answer!

Roost beef!

Why are frogs so happy?


Answer!

Because they eat what bugs them!

What kind of pigs know karate?


Answer!

Pork chops!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?


Answer!

It barked with de-light!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?


Answer!

They take too long to iron!

Which part of a fish weighs the most?


Answer!

The scales!

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?


Answer!

Dam!

What do fish and maps have in common?


Answer!

They both have scales!



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