Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you stop an elephant from charging?


Answer!

Take away her credit card!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?


Answer!

Slippers!

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?


Answer!

A re-tail store!

What does an evil hen lay?


Answer!

Deviled eggs!

What animals are the best pets?


Answer!

Cats, because they are purr-fect!

What kind of ties do pigs wear?


Answer!

Pigs-ties!

Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?


Answer!

New Jersey got first pick.

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Answer!

Ground beef!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?


Answer!

The outside!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?


Answer!

Because he was tired!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


Where does a 500-pound canary sit?


Answer!

Anywhere it wants!

How does an attorney sleep?


Answer!

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?


Answer!

Two dogs barking outside your window!

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear ?


Answer!

Thanks for the refill

How many letters are in the alphabet?


Answer!

There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET Did you say 26?

What do you call a crate of ducks?


Answer!

A box of quackers

Has anyone seen Quasimodo?


Answer!

I have a hunch he is back!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Answer!

None. It turned itself in.

What does a frog say when it washes a window?


Answer!

Rub it, rub it, rub it!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.