Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

How do you know if there is a elephant in your refrigerator?


Answer!

The door won't shut!

How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer!

That is not funny!

What do you call a cow with two legs?


Answer!

Lean beef!

Why is a tree like a big dog?


Answer!

They both have lot of bark!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?


Answer!

A ribbit!

What do you give a sick horse?


Answer!

Cough stirrup!

What do monkeys do for laughs?


Answer!

They tell jokes about people!

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?


Answer!

Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?


Answer!

A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!

What do you do with a green elephant?


Answer!

Wait till it ripens!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What type of horse can jump higher than a house?


Answer!

All of them. Houses can't jump!

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?


Answer!

Ten to one!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?


Answer!

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you give a sick snake?


Answer!

Asp-irin!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?


Answer!

You get out of the way!

Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?


Answer!

To see the butter fly!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Answer!

Tame way, unique up on it!

What do penguins eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice burg-ers!

What are caterpillars afraid of?


Answer!

Doger-pillars!

When does a horse talk?


Answer!

Whinny wants to!




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.