Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

Is it hard to spot a leopard?

Answer!

No, they come that way!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

Answer!

Foul weather!
Why do hens lay eggs?

Answer!

If they dropped them, they'd break!
How do chickens bake a cake?

Answer!

From scratch!
What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer!

Lean beef!
What happened to the lost cattle?

Answer!

Nobody's herd!
Why did the cow cross the road?

Answer!

To get to the udder side!
Why do male deer need braces?

Answer!

Because they have buck teeth!
What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

Answer!

A dinobore!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Answer!

Tyrannosaurus tex!
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More Funny Texts Riddles:


What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?


Answer!

A receding hareline!

What is the strongest creature in the sea?


Answer!

A mussel!

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?


Answer!

An udder failure!

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?


Answer!

The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

What bird is with you at every meal?


Answer!

A swallow!

Where do tough chickens come from?


Answer!

Hard-boiled eggs!

What did the horse say when he fell?


Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!

A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar


Answer!

A pint of lager and a mop please.

What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?


Answer!

A polygon!

What to polar bears eat for lunch?


Answer!

Ice berg-ers!



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